Artwork of Poop Accelerationism ($e/poop)

$e/poop · Poop Accelerationism

POOP ACCELERATIONISM

One log. Full throttle. No brakes.

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It entered the system at an angle nobody calculated. Brown, lumpy, lit from behind by a blue electrical wake. Telescopes called it debris. Debris does not glow like that. Debris does not corn.

The thesis is simple. Everything speeds up. Progress speeds up, decay speeds up, the thing in your gut speeds up. Civilisation is a long digestive tract and we are near the end of it. Accelerate accordingly.

There is no steering. There is only velocity and the smell left behind in the vacuum. Point yourself outward and let the plasma do the rest.

  1. No roadmap. Only poop.
  2. Mass: unknown. Trajectory: outward.
  3. Observed once. Never recovered.